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An iPad and Mickey Mouse

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This month, my wife Mary and I took our two kids, Ethan (eight) and Lauren (six), to experience all that Disney and Universal Studios have to offer in Orlando, Florida. This was our fourth family vacation to the Sunshine State, so at this point, between our other trips and my wife’s research, we are pros at running the Disney gauntlet.

However, the one area that always seemed to be stressful was the arrival at the Orlando airport and subsequent transportation to the resort. After a flight with kids, the last thing we want to do is spend time in lines waiting for taxis, shuttles or rental cars. So this time I decided to prearrange a car via Town Car Now. Since there were four of us, the cost wasn’t much more than a shuttle or taxi, and the promise of having a car waiting upon our arrival sounded like just what we needed.

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Written by Tim Rettig

November 30, 2011 at 10:32 pm

Posted in iPads, Travel

Another out of office collection

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The title is the “best” out of office messages.  I don’t think there was any formal voting process, but they are pretty funny nonetheless:

http://www.examiner.com/life-the-cubicle-in-national/the-best-out-of-office-messages-to-use-while-away-from-work

There are quite a few on there I wouldn’t recommend unless you plan on quitting or getting fired soon.

Written by Tim Rettig

November 11, 2011 at 7:24 pm

Posted in Out of Office

Harry Potter Out of Office Message

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Greetings Fellow Muggle!

I have taken the Hogwarts Express to Orlando, Florida for a business meeting with my peer group, and an industry conference. I will return to the office on Monday, November 14, 2011.

You know me, I’ll be on email, but it may be a slightly slower turnaround than to what you are accustomed. I will only be checking and responding to urgent messages as time allows me to between Quidditch matches, meetings and battling He Who Must Not be Named.

If you have a service request or technical issue, please send an owl to our support team.

If you need immediate assistance, please contact our service desk at (513) 469-6500 option #1. Ask to speak with Dumbledore.

Full Disclosure: My eight year-old son Ethan helped me write this e-mail. While I am here I am also going to be visiting a certain theme park with my family. Maybe you have been able to figure it out from the hints in this message.

Thank you!

Written by Tim Rettig

November 6, 2011 at 9:34 pm

Posted in Out of Office

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